Domestic Cat

Size: Smaller than a bread box when dry. Unable to obtain data when wet.

Cat; felis catus

Habitat: Sofas and dark closets. Sometimes found on stove tops and beside heating vents.

Primary prey: Friskies cat food, of course.

Conservation status: Gradually replacing the dog as America's favorite pet (in accordance with the cat's master plan).

Principal threat: Hairballs.

Distribution: Domestic cats are found wherever there are loving caretakers (i.e., suckers).

Notable features: Occasionally tear madly about for no reason. Emit pleasant rumbling sounds when stroked.